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Monday, February 04, 2019

Kindle Oasis 2017 Tips, Part 1: Making the Home Screen More Homey

I own an original Kindle. It is an awkward, yet suprizingly powerful beast. It didn't take much to form it into a tool of self-expression. I've not used that device in a long time. This isn't because I grew tired of it. Rather, it got put into storage somewhere and I only have a vague idea of where it's at. In the time its been in storage, it has become an archaic device. The interface and shape was always very clumsy, even by 2008 standards.

So, I jumped on the Kindle Oasis bandwagon, finally.

The design of the Kindle Oasis 2017 (or is that Kindle Oasis 2, or II or 7", or 9th Generation)... ...you know, I'm going interrupt myself right here to mention that the Kindle Oasis edition from 2017 has an Amazon page name that reads like a bad Craigslist ad. The official name for the specific edition I purchased is supposedly just "Kindle Oasis". The Amazon page is titled "Kindle Oasis E-reader – Champagne Gold, 7" High-Resolution Display (300 ppi), Waterproof, Built-In Audible, 32 GB, Wi-Fi - with Special Offers".

However, the problem with that is you cannot differentiate my Kindle Oasis from the first "Kindle Oasis" of the 8th Generation, which is also just called "Kindle Oasis". Also, if the generation is such an important factor, why isn't that included in the name? Very confusion in a very unnecessary way.

Anyway, back to the design of the 7", 9th Generation Kindle Oasis 2017 2/II (whatever it's called). The design is mostly streamlined. It is odd in one way. It has two thicknesses, which makes it easier to hold in your right hand, but makes it a bit awkward for some accessories, such as cases.

OK, enough of the unintentional review. On to the tip.

Changing your home screen

The original Kindle didn't have ads. It didn't try to sell me anything directly. It was easy to buy stuff, but it wasn't in your face. The Kindle Oasis is constantly trying to sell you books. The lock screen is an ad. The home screen has several ads of various subtleties.

Well, there's a way to change your home screen so that it is not ad focused. Instead, your library is the center, and the ads are mostly out of the way.

It is important to note that Kindle Oasis menus have changed a bit. Some other online guides for this have never been updated. This is why I've made this guide. My guide is current up to January 2019.

My original home:

Touch the vertical ellipsis button (the three vertical dots icon) in the upper right corner of the screen to bring up your More Options menu:

Select Settings. This brings up the Settings page:

Select Device Options. This brings up the Device Options page:

Select Advanced Options. This brings up the Advanced Options page:

Select Home & Library. This brings up the Home & Library page:

Select Home Screen View to turn off the setting:

Select home button in upper left. This will bring you to your newly minted home page. The new home page just displays your library...with a small ad at the bottom. I'll cover more about that little ad in a future article.

Note to self, "apparently, Amazon really really wants me to read that Shadows of the Stone Benders series."

Kindle Oasis 2017 Tips
Making the Home Screen More Homey
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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

CSGO Mirage: Planting Bomb for Kitchen for a great defensive wallbang!

Toebzilla wading in the fluffy snow

Monday, January 28, 2019

Be like Jay?

Be like Jay! Be gay and scolding, I guess. Looks like poetry of questionable quality isn't only the domain of grade school English class.

THE BLUE JAY.

Something glorious, something gay,
Flits and flashes this-a-way!
’Thwart the hemlock’s dusky shade,
Rich in color full displayed,
Swiftly vivid as a flame—
Blue as heaven and white as snow—
Doth this lovely creature go.
What may be his dainty name?
“Only this”—the people say—
“Saucy, chattering, scolding Jay!”

-uncredited c.1897

Saturday, January 26, 2019

When you look this place up online, "Angry Chicken". When you show up, the sign says "Ssal Chicken". A little confusing. Chicken makes up for the confusion.

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Monday, January 21, 2019

Super blood wolf moon eclipse 2019, as best as I can get by handholding my phone

Tonight's Lunar Eclipse. I didn't even know about it until I saw the Earth's shadow upon the moon while casually looking out a living room window. As soon as I saw, I started watching in the backyard; and experimenting with my phone camera to capture the moments.

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Almost to the total Lunar Eclipse. This is about as good of a shot I can get handholding my phone. Peak of the total eclipse is in about 15min; via Instagram http://bit.ly/2MssKQ1

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Friday, January 11, 2019

#Toebzilla makes a bed out of my lap. #dog #dogsofinstagram #terrier #terriers #ratterrier #ratterrierlovers #ratteriersofinstagram #lap #sleepingdog

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Wednesday, January 09, 2019

CSGO: Death of Three Bomb Carriers with One Knife on Mirage

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

It's not a flying bike, but it is up in the air.

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Thursday, December 27, 2018

I've not seen a response to a movie like Bird Box in a long time

In the past two days I've encountered a several random people talking about Bird Box on such diverse platforms as Instagram, Facebook and even during a match on CS:GO (an online FPS). It seems to be effecting a great many people. If you haven't seen Bird Box, it appears to be something that you need to see. I've seen it. This movie sticks with you. How Netflix captured this dark gem, I don't know.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

There's a box back there, a stranger tells me from his car

This morning, while walking Toebzilla along a main interior road, a man in his twenties drove his white car out of a rotary in my direction in the far lane. I only took a glance at this vehicle, then diverted my attention back to the act of walking my dog.

Hmmm, I get a weird feeling, so I look back at the now slowing white car. The man has his window down and seems as though he's trying to get my attention. When we make eye contact, he announces to me, "There's a box back there", as he points off into the distance behind his car.

Without missing a beat, I yell back, "Alright!" in a tone that suggests ambivalent interest. The man appears to be satisfied that he dutifully notified someone of this extremely important information. He drives on his way.

He has indeed accomplished his mission, as I'm mildly curious regarding the presence of a box. Is there something in the road that poses a risk to other drivers? Is it a dropped package on the side of the road that was supposed to be delivered to a neighbor's home? Why would this man be so concerned about a box "back there"?

Remembering which way he had entered into the rotary, I turn around to walk in that direction to look for this mystery box. Toebzilla resisted at first. He knows our regular route. After a brief protest, he relents to walk by my side.

I see nothing out-of-the-ordinary. There's no box on this or that side of the road, nor within the lanes. Then, as I round the corner to walk down another street in the direction of my home, I see it. I see the only thing out of place. It's not a box.

It's a lonely shopping cart abandoned on the side of the road, across the street. I look around with more intent to see if there was anything else even remotely nearby. Nothing.

Now, a thought came into my head that may be a leap in logic, but not necessarily an illogical leap. Was the object about which this man was so earnestly trying to warn me not a box at all? Rather, was it this shopping cart? If so, why would this guy care so much about something so innocuous? Did he hit it with his vehicle? Did he already move it out of the way? Did he have a brainfart, referring to this cart as a box?

I will never know. After realizing there really was nothing of interest and no good-citizen task being demanded of me, I lead Toebzilla back home. One thing is certain. I am now in possession of a completely useless bit of information. This is too heavy of a burden to bear on my own. I must now share this goofy experience with the world.

Monday, December 03, 2018

#ceiling

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#Bolognese #flagstaff #flagstaffaz #arizona #arizona🌵 #italianfood #italian #food #foodie #foodporn #downtownflagstaff

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Saturday, December 01, 2018

Plural of the word "Octopus"? "Octopodes" of course! Well, kinda.

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Plural of the word "Octopus"? "Octopodes" of course! Well, kinda. Most people just say "Octopuses" and some others say "Octopi". Apparently, "Octopus" isof Greek origin, so use of "i" is supposedly incorrect, but "-odes" is correct. In English, we just add "-es" like everything else that ends in "-s". So, "Octopuses" it is!!!