Death of a #Gingerbreadman in @londonheathrow #eating #eatnggingerbreaanjeadfirst #london #england #heathrow #gingerbread

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Yes do.

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This one is even better. #irony

I ran across some underutilized and selfie-overloaded hashtags on Instagram.  So, I give them some attention with my own selfie.

The result was humorously ironic.  Instagram surrounded me with beautiful women.

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"You know an aquarium is really just a pet store that doesn't sell anything." - #mst3k #mst3kr #quotes

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#RowanAtkinson didn't pass-away this week (again), but let's honor him anyway as the #inventor of the #selfie.

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Why is it that holiday cards don't have a category for #Hygienists? #Conspiracy #christmas #xmas

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Facebook asks me to review Earth. Ah, Planet Earth. Where do I start?

• Reddit coverage
• Facebook reaction 
• Google Plus plus

Cross promotional marketing gone horribly wrong.

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The Conspiracy Theories for Star Wars have gone a bit far; its time I confess

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Daenerys Targaryen decision matrix (only spoilers if you know nothing, John Snow)

Enjoy this Game of Thrones humor

Q: Why did the optimist dislike the horse?

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A: The horse is a neigh-sayer!

Hold the Door! - pouring salt in the wound for all the Game of Throne fans - #hodor #gameofthrones #got #holdthedoor

"Hold the door" from Star Trek IV: Voyage Home

"Hold the door" from Archer

"Hold the door" from Hackers

"Hold the door" from Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1

"Hold the door" from War Games

"Hold the goddamn door" from War Games

#RG #repost of @laurakyr with @repostly -- "😂😂😂 no comments!! Just couldnt resist!! Can I have one of those necklaces please???" #gameofthrones#hbo#got#season6#episode1#winteriscoming#melisandre#gameofthronesseason6#

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If we are living inside a simulation, as some physicists suggest, we can learn how to tap into the Universe's underlying programming, then trick Captain Picard and take over the Enterprise. - #startrekreference

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Pat's who?

Yesterday, in my flight outta Denver, on my way to Tampa, there was a loud guy behind me on the plane. He was taking about NFL game scores as he was keeping track over the plane's wifi. 

The guy sitting next to me blurted out "How are the Pat's doing?" 

To which, loud guy rightfully responded, "Pat's who?" 

"The Patriots!"

"Ah, you mean the Deflatriots!", loud guy retorted.  Loud guy is a Colts fan. 

As a reminder, we were on a Denver flight, with a destination somewhere in the South.  New England is nowhere in sight.

Yeah, if you are from New England but aren't in New England, please be careful out there in the wild.

Are we there yet? #IceCube #sellout #compton #nwa #vanillaice #gangstarap #ice #cube #vanilla #meme #arewethereyet #straightoutofcompton #livelongenough

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#Ceres bright spots explained

Someone's already got those bright spots on Ceres explained.

Awesome hall of shame devices - Interesting link

There's a cool article with ten hall of shame automotive devices that are/were supposed to do something or another to improve your vehicle's gas mileage, performance, and even ectoplasm removal (because I guess ghosts are slowing your car down؟). Popular Mechanic Gas Saving Gadgets (backup link) covers it all.  My favorite is the magnets used to "straighten" fuel molecules to improve ignition efficiency. (If anything, the magnets would add more weight to your car, thus reducing fuel efficiency).

Dead Plants

Winter is here,
Oh my dear.
My plants are dead
"I'll see you again,
next year."

Infinite Universe

Deep thoughts by me, "If the Universe is infinite, then all possibilities will be a reality, which means the Universe was simultaneously created by a God and came into existence without a god. The Universe itself becomes its own quantum superpositional object between all possibilities." [There is a flaw with this logic (infinity does not mean all things that can happen will happen), but it's still a bit of a mind-trip.]