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Sunday, August 30, 2026

Life Stages and Years for Dogs

Canine Aging

Approximate Dog Years

The "multiply by seven" rule is a myth. Dogs mature fast in year one, keep aging quickly in year two, then their pace splits by size with bigger dogs aging faster in their adult years. Pick a size and drag the slider to see their approximate age as compared to human lifespan.

Adult size
Dog's actual age
3 yrs
28
human years
3-year-old small dog is about 28 in human terms.
Adult
Aging curve
Small Medium Large Giant
Based on commonly cited veterinary aging charts (AVMA / AKC-style size breakdowns). All dogs age at roughly the same fast pace through year two, then aging curves diverge. Small and medium dogs level off; large and giant breeds keep climbing. Each slider's outer edge is stretched to fit real-world longevity outliers where small dogs are the ones most likely to reach their late teens or early 20s, while giant breeds rarely see much past their early-to-mid teens. As such, the giant breed curve ends stops sooner. Treat this as a rough estimate, not a diagnosis, since genetics, breed, and health matter as much as size.

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Wednesday, August 19, 2026

The opening line of Beowulf isn't actually confusing

 Hwæt wē Gār-Dena in gēardagum þēodcyninga þrym gefrūnon hū ða æþelingas ellen fremedon

The above is the Old English opening line for Beowulf.  There's been a lot of debate on how to translate the opening word "Hwaet".  This is ironic because "hwaet" is Old English for "what", so the question is, what's there to translate‽  Here's a straight translation without punctuation (though capitalization is added per modern convention).

What we have heard of the majesty of the Spear-Danes in days of old how the nobles performed acts of courage

The problem comes from punctuation that has been added by translators.  For Centuries, translators have added punctuation to that treats "Hwaet" as an interjection.

An interjection is a word or phrase that is grammatically independent from the words around it, and mainly expresses feeling rather than meaning. - Merriam-Webster

So, the punctuation typically breaks up the first line into two sentences, but that breakdown is the reason for the confusion.

Hwæt! Wē Gār-Dena in gēardagum, þēodcyninga, þrym gefrūnon, hū ða æþelingas ellen fremedon. 

There are huge debates on how to translate "Hwaet" as an interjection. Choices that have been made are "Lo!", "Listen!", "So,", "Hark!" and "Bro!", among many others. However, a plain reading the text reveals something that's typically missed in all of these debates.

"Hwaet" is not an interjection! It should be treated as an intensifying adverb.  It shouldn't be separately punctuated because it is grammatically necessary to the sentence.  The first line should just be:

"Hwæt wē Gār-Dena in gēardagum, þēodcyninga, þrym gefrūnon, hū ða æþelingas ellen fremedon." 

Or

"What we have heard of the majesty of the Spear-Danes in days of old, how the nobles performed acts of courage."

This restores a concept from the plain reading, that of parallelism between the two phrases with structures that utilize an intensifying adverb.  This is the raw poetry of the line.  In fact, if there are to be two sentences, the breakdown should be between these two phrases (which currently form a run-on sentence).

"What we have heard of the majesty of the Spear-Danes in days of old. How the nobles performed acts of courage."

However, from my perspective, there's another problem that now arises with modern translations.  That is, modern translations seem to treat Beowulf as story being told by a bard as some myth from long ago.  In my opinion, that's not how a plain reading of that first line introduces the story.

Let's try a literal-based (word-for-word) translation.

What we Spear-Danes in days-of-old of-people-kings majesty have-heard how the nobles courage performed

If we take "we" to be inclusive to an intended audience having some relationship with the Spear-Danes, then this isn't a bard's retelling of an old myth.  It could be the speaker including the audience in a story about a shared lineage.  Taking this into account may render the modern translation as follows:

What of the Spear-Danes in days of old, of the kings' majesty we have heard. How the nobles performed acts of courage.

By respecting the grammar of the original text (even without punctuation as guides), we actually may  discover a sentence that introduces a story as a matter of heritage, a claim of shared greatness from which the audience descends.  Such an introduction actually recontextualizes the entire surviving story of Beowulf.  This story regales the audience with great deeds of a shared history.

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AI was not used to generate this article.  This article was written by a real-life human.

Monday, August 17, 2026

Mission Bay and Achilles Point

December 14 in Auckland, Allie and I spent some more time with her cousin in Mission Bay for lunch and some ice cream.  We headed over to Achilles Point afterwards. While taking some photos from the overlook, another person approached me with his significant other and made a comment about my performance earlier in the week. Allie and her cousin were thoroughly confused. However, it is not an uncommon event for me to be recognized as someone I'm not. It did take me a second, but I quickly commented with a smirk to the man (while half addressing Allie), "You think you know me!"  I then politely explained to him that I wasn't who he thought and that others often confuse me for other people too. At first the man was suspicious that I claimed to not be who he thought I was, but Allie's confusion at the whole engagement allowed the interaction to end with a light chuckle by him and me.






Allie and I ended the day with dinner at a very nice Italian restaurant back in CBD called Amano, where the food and drinks were great.


Homebound

The next day, we went for a morning walk to a breakfast spot. I spotted a black and white bird.  Later that day was our our flight home. Delays to this flight involved a replaced plane since the scheduled plane had maintenance issues. However, we still made it back to San Francisco on December 15.


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Sunday, August 16, 2026

Humans aren't sponges!

The reason we humans are not sponges is because our ancestors were worse at being sponges than the ancestors of modern spongers. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/Db38e12D6OW/

Saturday, August 15, 2026

How are their Flat Earthers in Denver, of all places‽

 

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When I first moved to the Denver area, the location struck me as a place with geology and weather that would serve as its own evidence against flat Earth concepts, with a mountain range that extends beyond the horizon in two directions, no visibility beyond the horizon when looking Eastward (even when looking over the Great Plains from Front Range peaks), and morning and evening Sunlight that illuminates the bottom of low altitude clouds. Imagine my surprise when I found out this is a hotbed for Flat Earth nonsense. Like, do any of these people spend any time outside enjoying the beauty of the region‽